I like a booty call as much as the next person. I think its great outlet to reduce stress. It’s good prospect when you do not have the interest or energy to be in a committed relationship, and you just want to engage in hot steamy sex. But don’t let booty calls fool you, a booty call is a relationship if this occurs on a regular basis for months or years at a time. You and this partner chose to be each other sexual partner as needed on regular basis until one or more of the parties null and void the agreement that was made. As needed it can be daily, weekly, bi weekly, or monthly or whenever the two of you are in the same area. My point is its up to the two or three people or more involved.
This contract below, scratch that. I cant believe anyone would agree to this contract. Both parties should be sexually satisfied in every way. I would not want to engage in sex if my skills are not up to par and gratifying my partner. But that’s just me! They should be making sure that my plumbing is extremely satisfied. At the end of the day we are humans, who shall be treated respectfully.
Would you put your name on that line?
BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This pre-booty call agreement (here in after referred to as the “Agreement”) is entered into on the _____day of __________, 20__, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES
- No sleeping over – unless it was so damn very good that we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening and you pay for dinner and drinks in the case we do go out in public.
- No calls before 9 PM – we don’t have shit to talk about. 4. None of that “lovemaking” shit – only sex is allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? Do you want to stay over?) The answer is no, so don’t ask. 6. No plans made in advance – that is why you or I am called the “backup,” unless you or I am from out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted – money is always good. 8. No baby talk – however, dirty talk is encouraged so start using your whorish dirty mouth. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers – it’s really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other “friends with benefits” we are not friends, we are just fuck buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK – don’t be offended if and when I do because I won’t be if you do. Why would I care it’s not like I love you or anything 12. No extra clothing – I don’t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex – it’s over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home in the case I go to your house I’ll leave so after I’m done getting mine don’t ask where I’m going that’s none of your damn business. 14. Don’t be offended when I don’t ask if you enjoyed it – I don’t care If you did I got off and that’s all that matters to me. 15. You can’t borrow anything of mine, so don’t ask. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: “Just a friend.” 17. Doggie style is the preferred position – the reason is the less eye contact the better and easier you are to kick out after I’m done fucking you. 18. No condom, no fucking. True sex feels way better without a condom but I don’t want to catch anything from you and I don’t want a kid with you, that’s for damn sure. 19. If you forget the condoms a blow job for me is a must since I came to slam you and you were unprepared. 20. Bring your own drinks or have drinks ready for me – I am not your liquor store. and last but not least 21. You will not under any circumstances, give my phone number to anybody telling them you’re going to be with me or at my house. I don’t need anybody calling me asking if I know where you are or anything. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your stupid ass understands the rules. Signature_______________________________________ Date:___________ Signature_______________________________________ Date:___________