So would you sign this Booty Call Agreement? (Topic on popular Radio show)

I like a booty call as much as the next person. I think its great outlet to reduce stress.  It’s good prospect when you do not have the interest  or energy to be in a committed relationship, and you just want to engage in hot steamy sex.  But don’t let booty calls fool you, a booty call is a relationship if this occurs on a regular basis for months or years at a time.  You and this partner chose to be each other sexual partner as needed on regular basis until one or more of the parties null and void the agreement that was made. As needed it can be daily, weekly, bi weekly, or monthly or whenever the two of you are in the same area. My point is its up to the two or three people or more involved.

This contract below, scratch that. I cant believe anyone would agree to this contract. Both parties should be sexually satisfied in every way. I would  not want to engage in sex if my skills are not up to par and gratifying my partner. But that’s just me! They should be making sure that my plumbing is extremely satisfied. At the end of the day we are humans, who shall be treated respectfully.

Would you put your name on that line?

BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (here in after referred to as the “Agreement”) is entered into on the _____day of __________, 20__, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES

  1. No sleeping over – unless it was so damn very good that we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening and you pay for dinner and drinks in the case we do go out in public.
  2. No calls before 9 PM – we don’t have shit to talk about. 4. None of that “lovemaking” shit – only sex is allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? Do you want to stay over?) The answer is no, so don’t ask. 6. No plans made in advance – that is why you or I am called the “backup,” unless you or I am from out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted – money is always good. 8. No baby talk – however, dirty talk is encouraged so start using your whorish dirty mouth. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers – it’s really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other “friends with benefits” we are not friends, we are just fuck buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK – don’t be offended if and when I do because I won’t be if you do. Why would I care it’s not like I love you or anything 12. No extra clothing – I don’t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex – it’s over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home in the case I go to your house I’ll leave so after I’m done getting mine don’t ask where I’m going that’s none of your damn business. 14. Don’t be offended when I don’t ask if you enjoyed it – I don’t care If you did I got off and that’s all that matters to me. 15. You can’t borrow anything of mine, so don’t ask. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: “Just a friend.” 17. Doggie style is the preferred position – the reason is the less eye contact the better and easier you are to kick out after I’m done fucking you. 18. No condom, no fucking. True sex feels way better without a condom but I don’t want to catch anything from you and I don’t want a kid with you, that’s for damn sure. 19. If you forget the condoms a blow job for me is a must since I came to slam you and you were unprepared. 20. Bring your own drinks or have drinks ready for me – I am not your liquor store. and last but not least 21. You will not under any circumstances, give my phone number to anybody telling them you’re going to be with me or at my house. I don’t need anybody calling me asking if I know where you are or anything. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your stupid ass understands the rules. Signature_______________________________________ Date:___________ Signature_______________________________________ Date:___________
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End of the Week Paraphilia:Narratophillia


End of the Week Paraphilia

Is going to beeeee: 

Narratophillia

narrare= narrate, Phillia=attachment/fondness

Narratophillia refers to those who are aroused by telling sexual stories or jokes or reading love poems, or novels that include material with sexual content to a sex partner

This is a fetish about the one and only. 
I just wrote something the other day that got me all worked up. Still working on it. 

Like that Doctor story😉. 

-AngelicaFetishes

Handle What Belongs To You and/or Move On (Relevant Repost)

This is a topic I find myself consistently coaching men and women in the most productive way to manage this situation. I have first hand, second hand, hell even third hand knowledge in this sensitive matter. In most cases women have been known to act with this behavior. But I’ve known a couple of men that conducts this behavior as well. This is a concern; you can say even a peeve I have had for over a little more than a decade. Strong men and women fall prey to this response when they find out that their partner has been deceptive. It’s the first reaction, many go for that immediate anger and want to start fighting or taking verbal jabs at your partner, their extra curricular activity friend. If your partner, long-term committed partner, spouse, significant other, whatever they are makes the choice to engaged in extracurricular activities with another person please , please, please, how can be any clearer, do not contact the other person that they are having the affair, having a additional outside relationship with, casual sex. Whatever the circumstances do not harass, threaten, text, call, or even the biggest one I have a problem with is bring physical harm to that person. He or she is irrelevant to the relationship that stands before you and your committed partner. I totally understand and have on good authority what pain you bear when you’re hurt by your partner.

You become paralyzed when you are deceived by your partner or spouse. It is detrimental to a person’s confidence and self esteem. They may feel intimacy rejections or one or the both of you have grown apart, and you don’t know the words to formulate help this matter. I remember when I was younger I had this fairly new relationships with a handsome military guy. Oh, I daydreamed about him sweeping me off my feet. We dated for months before his naval deployment. He would write me letters and send me pictures and items from various countries along his destination path. I waited 9 month for his return. But before he would return this young lady came to my place of employment and asked if I was Drake’s girlfriend. I played the game of the who, what, where’s. Well low and behold she stated that he was her man and that he told her that I was his cousin from NYC and he had to spend his last night with me because I was going back. She did some comparison questions about letters and poems that he sent and some other things. By then I have had enough and asked her what she wants from me. I refused to fight or argue, I just asked her one thing could she not tell him that we spoke about this. I would like for him to return and talk with him face to face. She stated oh she can’t wait that long, as soon he calls her she was going to curse him out she could not believe he cheated on her. (I had to laugh to myself and thought you met him 15 second after me.)I didn’t get in her face, nor did I yell it was so matter-of-factly I couldn’t let her know that my whole world was crushing inside. It was not her fault I don’t know what the situation was between them and I didn’t want to know. I called my best friend and we went out after work to make me feel better. Needless to say, it didn’t.

-Angelica Fetishes